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cuffy 23-08-06 09:08 AM

Bath tub test
 
During a visit to the mental asylum, a visitor asked the Director what determined whether or not a patient should be institutionalized.

"Well," said the Director, "it’s simple, really. We fill up a bathtub, then we offer a teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the
patient and ask him or her to empty the bathtub."

"Oh, I see," said the visitor. "A normal person would use the bucket because it's bigger than the spoon or the teacup."

"No." said the Director, "A normal person would pull the plug. Would you like your bed to be near a window?"


DID YOU PASS, OR DO YOU WANT THE BED NEXT TO MINE?

Baph 23-08-06 09:12 AM

LOL.

I'll have the next available bed please :oops:

anna 23-08-06 09:22 AM

:roll: .. these jokes of yours are not getting any better are they?????????

cuffy 23-08-06 09:25 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by anna
:roll: .. these jokes of yours are not getting any better are they?????????

C'mon...what do you want?...BLOOD! :twisted:

Viney 23-08-06 09:34 AM

I passed.

anna 23-08-06 09:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cuffy
Quote:

Originally Posted by anna
:roll: .. these jokes of yours are not getting any better are they?????????

C'mon...what do you want?...BLOOD! :twisted:

you're playing to a tough audience ;)

Marshall 23-08-06 10:10 AM

id like to make a reservation please

soulrider 23-08-06 10:20 AM

straight jacket and padded cell for me please :oops:

usually something i would have clicked with :(

Balky001 23-08-06 10:22 AM

I was thinking old tin bath which doesn't have a plug. Do I pass or is that worse? :oops:

DoubleD 23-08-06 12:03 PM

I passed, someone else can have my room.


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