Golf joke
 

One Saturday morning I got up early, I put on my long johns, I

dressed quietly.

I got my lunch made, grabbed the dog and went to the garage

to put my golf clubs in the trunk, and down the driveway I went.



Coming out of the garage rain is pouring down; it is like a

torrential downpour.

There is snow mixed in with the rain, and the wind is

blowing 50 mph.

Minutes later, I returned to the garage,

I came back into the house and turned the TV to the weather

channel.

I find it's going to be bad weather all day long, so I put the clubs

back in the garage, quietly undressed and slipped back into bed.

There I cuddled up to my wife's back, now with a different type of

activity on my mind, and whispered, "The weather out there is

terrible."

To which she sleepily replies, "I know! Can you believe my stupid

husband is out golfing in this sh*t?"

:lol:

:lol: :lol:

hahaha

Belter!! :D

why is golf censored ?

Because Dr Rich hates it - perhaps this is actually 'his story' and not a joke at all :lol: