Joke - Pub
 

Bob walks into a pub and sits down for a pint.
A Guy walks in with a pair of Jumper cables attached to his head and the barman quickly shoo's him out.

Why did you throw him out? asks bob.

Him? The barman asks

















....He's always coming in here trying to start something...

A Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman walk into a pub. They proceed to each buy a pint of Guinness. Just as they were about to enjoy their creamy beverage three flies landed in each of their pints,and were stuck in the thick head.

The Englishman pushed his beer away from him in disgust. The Scotsman fished the offending fly out of his beer and continued drinking it as if nothing had happened. The Irishman too, picked the fly out of his drink, held it out over the beer and then started yelling, "SPIT IT OUT, SPIT IT OUT YOU *******!!!"