Crucifixion!
 

Centurion: You know the penalty laid down by Roman law for harboring a known criminal?
Matthias: No.
Centurion: Crucifixion!
Matthias: Oh.
Centurion: Nasty, eh?
Matthias: Could be worse.
Centurion: What you mean "Could be worse"?
Matthias: Well, you could be stabbed.
Centurion: Stabbed? Takes a second. Crucifixion lasts hours. It's a slow, horrible death.
Matthias: Well, at least it gets you out in the open air.
Centurion: You're weird!

Enter the popular front for the liberation of Judea.Stage left persued by a bear. :x

Oh dear, here we go again :roll:

:lol: :lol:

I'm Brian and so's my wife.

Shut up, big nose.

Exit the Judean peoples front stage left persued by Loretta in drag. :roll:

There's no Messiah in here. There's a mess, all right, but no messiah.



Now, you listen here! He's not the Messiah! He's a very naughty boy! Now, go away