Rose buds and hanging baskets
 

A teenage granddaughter
comes downstairs for her date
with this see-through blouse on and no bra.
Her grandmother just pitched a fit,
telling her not to dare go out like that!
The teenager tells her
"Loosen up nana...
These are modern times.
You gotta let your rose buds show!"
and out she goes.
The next day the teenager comes down stairs,
and the grandmother is sitting there with no top on.
The teenager wants to die.
She explains to her grandmother
that she has friends coming over
and that it is just not appropriate.....
The grandmother says,
"Loosen up,
Sweetie.
If you can show off your rose buds,
then I can display my hanging baskets.

Is cuffy on holiday and your standing in for him ? :wink: :lol:

Summat like that...

He now has competition methinks :smt003

I reckon he's stolen Cuffy's joke book.

And killed Cuffy... anyone seen him lately? :P

:lol: :lol: :safe: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Finally escaped from Jdubya's evil lare in the mountains....sapped all my comedy genius from my body with torture...must find fountain of comedy to restore my rightful self as joker of the ORG.....the world will be mine...all mine tell you....MWAAAAHAAAAAHHAAAAAHHHH!!!! :D

Jdubya - :roll: :roll: :roll: :lol: :lol:

I do hope he's not going to come out with any like that in the pub :P

I honestly thought this was gonna be a home decor thread. Now I just wish it was :(