bedtime joke
 

Two nuns are driving down a road late at night when a vampire jumps onto the bonnet.

The nun who is driving says to the other, "Quick! Show him your cross."

So the other nun leans out of the window and shouts, "Get off our f**king car."

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:lol: :lol: brilliant

Fantabulous :lol:

...but still not in the same league as mine.

So Batman came up to me and he hit me over the head with a vase & he went... T'PAU! I said 'Don't you mean KAPOW??' He said 'No, I've got china in my hand.'

^ :thumbsup: class^

but still not in the same league as mine.

not yet :wink:

been around a bit that one has, still funny though :lol:

Argh!!!