Shopping joke
 

Two men bump into each other in a supermarket.

One man says to the other "Sorry about that, but I was loking for my wife."

The other man replies "That's okay. I'm looking for my girlfriend also."

The first man says "Oh, what does your girlfriend look like?"

Second man "She's tall with long legs, long golden hair and has big boobs, a tiny waist and she's wearing a tight red dress. What does your wife look like?"

First man "Forget mine! Let's look for yours!"

now that was only posted last week :oops:

A man visits a psychiatrist...
Man "Doctor, my brother thinks he's a chicken - what should I do?"
Doctor "Maybe you should have him placed in care"
Man "But we need the eggs".

And that one was posted in 1957.