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Razor 18-10-06 07:41 PM

The Asylum seeker joke.
 
A Somali arrives in Bradford as a new immigrant to the United Kingdom.

He stops the first person he sees walking down the street and says, "Thank you Mr. Britain for letting me in this country!"
But the passer-by says "You are mistaken, I am Indian."

The man goes on and encounters another passer-by. "Thank you for having such a beautiful country here in Britain!"
The person says, "I no British, I Chinese."

The new arrival walks further, and the next person he sees he stops, shakes his hand and says, "Thank you for the wonderful Britain!"
That person puts up his hand and says, "I am from Poland, I am not British!"

He finally sees a nice lady and asks suspiciously, "Are you British ?"
She says, "No, I am from Pakistan!"

So he is puzzled, and asks her, "Where are all the British?"
The Pakistani lady looks at her watch, shrugs, and says...








"Probably at work."

the white rabbit 18-10-06 07:45 PM

Youre Ben Elton, arnt you?

Quote:

The person says, "I no British, I Chinese."
Law gets dragged into everything these days.

Law 18-10-06 07:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dr Rich
Youre Ben Elton, arnt you?

Quote:

The person says, "I no British, I Chinese."
Law gets dragged into everything these days.

Yeah, I know :roll:

clicky

hovis 18-10-06 07:57 PM

Re: The Asylum seeker joke.
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Razor
A Somali arrives in Bradford as a new immigrant to the United Kingdom.

He stops the first person he sees walking down the street and says, "Thank you Mr. Britain for letting me in this country!"
But the passer-by says "You are mistaken, I am Indian."

The man goes on and encounters another passer-by. "Thank you for having such a beautiful country here in Britain!"
The person says, "I no British, I Chinese."

The new arrival walks further, and the next person he sees he stops, shakes his hand and says, "Thank you for the wonderful Britain!"
That person puts up his hand and says, "I am from Poland, I am not British!"

He finally sees a nice lady and asks suspiciously, "Are you British ?"
She says, "No, I am from Pakistan!"

So he is puzzled, and asks her, "Where are all the British?"
The Pakistani lady looks at her watch, shrugs, and says...








"Probably at work."



thats true

Razor 18-10-06 07:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Law
Quote:

Originally Posted by Dr Rich
Youre Ben Elton, arnt you?

Quote:

The person says, "I no British, I Chinese."
Law gets dragged into everything these days.

Yeah, I know :roll:

clicky

I thought you were going to link us to your drag thread...

Law 18-10-06 08:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Razor
Quote:

Originally Posted by Law
Quote:

Originally Posted by Dr Rich
Youre Ben Elton, arnt you?

Quote:

The person says, "I no British, I Chinese."
Law gets dragged into everything these days.

Yeah, I know :roll:

clicky

I thought you were going to link us to your drag thread...

But it's not me.

clicky

unless you mean the thread you keep linking back to....

Razor 18-10-06 08:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Law
Quote:

Originally Posted by Razor
Quote:

Originally Posted by Law
Quote:

Originally Posted by Dr Rich
Youre Ben Elton, arnt you?

Quote:

The person says, "I no British, I Chinese."
Law gets dragged into everything these days.

Yeah, I know :roll:

clicky

I thought you were going to link us to your drag thread...

But it's not me.

clicky

unless you mean the thread you keep linking back to....

I'll stop linking when you post a picture, honest O:)


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