If you had a gren card to make any security system you want.
 

If you had the green light to design and implement any security system you wanted for your bike, be it on the bike, a way to secure it, or somewhere to store it..what would you do ;)

In light of the number of thefts and vandalism recently (myself a victim) I've been dreaming up all sorts of ways I'd like to secure my bike, some practical...like almax chains and CCTV....some....more amusing :)

Just wondered what you lot could dream up :)

I know the wiring your bike up to the mains is a pretty common dream :)
I'm also liking the south african approach

http://www.gettingit.com/article/69

ED-209 with the bugs ironed out :twisted: :twisted:

Chain it to a baboon, that can also ride pillion when you leave.

Those are some serious bugs ;)

Baboon...dammit why didn't I think of that :(

Surround it with trip mines. Wait, I haven't thought this through properly.

KITT style computer 8)

Clone the wife and place her by my bike.

She scares me away from my own bike. So god knows how any crook would have the guts to try to get past her.

:winner:

PMSL!!!

Hydraulic ram with a barbed spike on it that burst out of the seat into the crotch of the rider.

Ouch!

Problem is, I'm quite prone to setting off my own alarm, so maybe I'd better just rely on a good old fashioned lock & chain!! :oops: :lol:

chains come out from soenwhere, engulf the thief and hes stick there till you get back,

kinda reminds me of the program swag

they got a trck with dvd players in it, left the door open, thief came in to nick a dvd player, they closed the truck up, pulled the sides down to it looked like a cage and drove through the streets annoncing this guy was a thief