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Razor 19-10-06 05:07 PM

Joke of the week!
 
Two young ladies are walking through a zoo checking out the animals.
They come across the gorillas and after a while they notice that the male gorilla has a massive erection. The ladies are fascinated by this. They stand and watch him for half an hour. One of the ladies just can't bear it any longer and she reaches into the cage to touch the gorilla's penis.

The gorilla grabs her, drags her into the cage and mates with her for six hours non stop.

When he's satisfied, the gorilla throws the ravaged girl back out of the cage.

An ambulance is called and she is taken away to the hospital for emergency treatment.

Her friend visits her bedside later that day and asks, "Are you hurt?"

"AM I HURT? AM I HURT!!", she shouts,

"Wouldn't you be!? He hasn't called, he hasn't written ..."

Stu 19-10-06 05:16 PM

Wasn't that the Joke of 1987? :lol:

linco 19-10-06 05:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Stu
Wasn't that the Joke of 1987? :lol:

'86 Stu...

BILLY 19-10-06 05:44 PM

Please don't give up your day job :D

tinpants 19-10-06 05:49 PM

8-[ Well I thought it was funny 8-[ :lol: :lol: :lol:

Razor 19-10-06 05:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BILLY
Please don't give up your day job :D

Now you tells me :-#

weasel221 19-10-06 06:18 PM

otay..... blonde joke....

did ya hear about the 2 BLONDES that walked into a bar????




wait for it...




you'd think the 2nd one would've DUCKED!!!!!!!! :lol: :lol:

Apophes 19-10-06 07:17 PM

how about this one

with an irish accent repeat these words fast


WHALE


OIL


BEEF


HOOKED



:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:


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