Another Friday Joke
 

Hung Chow calls into work and says, " I no come work today, I really sick. Got headache, stomach ache and legs hurt, I no come work."

The boss says, "You know something, Hung Chow, I need you here today. When I feel like you, I go to my wife and tell her to give me sex. That makes everything better and I go to work. You try that."

Two hours later Hung Chow calls on the phone again. "I do what you say and I feel reery reery good. I be at work soon.........You got nice house.

LMAO. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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Hey only I'm allowed to tell those jokes. :x :lol:

Someone else posted it ages ago

Goes off to look

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Sorry I missed that one back in August. Don't know why the character is Chinese and I hope no-one takes offence. The principal character could be from any background otherwise I would not have posted.

Like I said in the other thread, I don't take offence from jokes(this one anyway). I even posted up 2 Chinese jokes myself.

i'm highly offended now.



















My boss never tells me to go home and have sex but he regularly tells me to **** off! Does that mean the same thing then? :D