George Bush visits a school...
 

George Bush goes to a primary school to talk to the kids, to get a little boost in his PR. After his talk he offers question time.

One little boy puts up his hand and George asks him his name.

"Stanley," responds the little boy.

"And what is your question, Stanley?"

"I have 4 questions: First, why did the USA invade Iraq without the support of the
UN?
Second, why are you President when Al Gore got more votes?
Third, whatever happened to Osama Bin Laden?
Fourth, why are we so worried about gay-marriage when 1/2 of all Americans don't even have health insurance? "

Just then, the bell rings for break. George Bush informs the
kiddies that they will continue after break.

When they resume George says, "OK, where were we? Oh, that's right, question time. "Who has a question?"

Another little boy puts up his hand.

George points him out and asks him his name. "Steve," he
responds.

"And what is your question, Steve?"

"Actually , I have 6 questions: First, why did the USA invade Iraq without the support of the UN?
Second, why are you President when Al Gore got more votes?
Third, whatever happened to Osama Bin Laden?
Fourth, why are we so worried about gay-marriage when 1/2 of all Americans don't even have health insurance?
Fifth, why did the break bell go off 20 minutes early?

And sixth, what the hell happened to Stanley?"

Theres probably more than a little truth in this!! :shock: :lol:


Very good though :lol: :lol: :lol:

Omigod, they killed Stanley!

I thought it was kenny?

Good joke though :D

Those CIA/NSA/FBI *******s!!!!good one btw :D

Dubya and the jigsaw puzzle
 

Dubya is in the Oval Office, playing nicely.

Then Auntie Condie comes in and she can see he has been crying; as she approaches his crying becomes more and more intense so she gently places an arm around his shoulders, wracked by mansize sobs, and asks him the problem.

Well, Condie, he sobs, I juss carnt seem to workiferate this here jiggysaw puzzle and its driving me crazy...

Oh, says Condie, is it a really tough picture....?

Well, moans George, it's a big ole rooster juss liken the ones on my Daddy's ranch back home, but, I still carnt seem to organiserise, er, organismerise, er, get the dammm pieces right

Condie leans over to take a look, then gently sighs....


Okay George now put the f***kin cornflakes back in the box.

Re: Dubya and the jigsaw puzzle
 

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