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Warthog 01-11-06 09:24 AM

Dear Abby
 
Maybe this is why it seems only women's letters to Dear Abby are printed....


Dear Abby,

I've never written to you before, but I really need your advice on what could be a crucial
decision. I've suspected for some time now that my wife has been cheating on me.

The usual signs....the phone rings, but if I answer the caller hangs up. My wife has been
going out with the girls a lot recently, although when I ask their names she always says,
"Just some friends from work; you don't know them."

I always stay awake to look out for her taxi coming home, but she always walks up the
driveway, although I can hear a car driving off, as if she has gotten out of the car around
the corner. Why? Maybe she wasn't in a taxi?

I once picked her cell phone up just to see what time it was and she went berserk and
screamed that I should never touch her phone again and why was I checking up on her.

Anyway, I have never approached the subject with my wife. I think deep down I just didn't
want to know the truth, but last night she went out again and I decided to really check on
her.

I decided I was going to park my Harley Davidson next to the garage and then
hide behind it so I could get a good view of the whole street when she came home. It was
at that moment, crouching behind my Harley, that I noticed that the valve covers on my
engine seemed to be leaking a little oil.

Is this something I can fix myself or should I take it back to the dealer?

Thanks,

Bob

furrybean 01-11-06 09:32 AM

:lol: :lol: :lol: Brilliant

Stu 01-11-06 09:33 AM

Fantastic - cheered up my morning. :lol:

hovis 01-11-06 09:43 AM

:laughat: :thumbsup:

Quedos 01-11-06 01:55 PM

and Abby said...........................





Sod it take it back to the dealers!!!

Abby

Beenz 01-11-06 03:19 PM

:lol: :lol:

philipMac 01-11-06 04:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Quedos
and Abby said...........................





Sod it take it back to the dealers!!!

Abby

Exactly. Ditch that zero and get with a hero...

http://www.mcnews.com.au/Wallpaper/A...treet_1024.jpg

Ping 01-11-06 04:28 PM

:D

Old'un but gold'un.


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