Freudian slip
 

A man was sitting on a bus looking ashamed. The

man next to him noticed and asked what the was

the matter.

He said that when he went to buy the bus ticket,

the woman serving him had the most unbelievable

breasts, so he got flustered and asked for two

tickets to Tittsburgh instead of Pittsburgh.

The man next to him laughed and said, ''Don't

worry about that. We all make Freudian slips.

This morning I was having breakfast with my

wife. I meant to say, 'Pass the butter,' but I

accidentally said,

"You f***ing bitch, you ruined my life."

that should really be a :roll:

but made me :smt043

:smt043 :smt044