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Moo 08-11-06 03:55 PM

Two Nuns
 
Two nuns are driving down a road late at night when a vampire jumps onto the bonnet.

The nun who is driving says to the other, "Quick! Show him your cross."

So the other nun leans out of the window and shouts, "Get off our car."
:lol:

tricky 08-11-06 03:56 PM

Loses a little in U-rated form but still funny :D

Baph 08-11-06 03:57 PM

That's older than The Sound of Music!

chazzyb 08-11-06 04:00 PM

Two nuns in a bath: one says "where's the soap?", the other replies, "yes, it does, doesn't it".


Two nuns in a bath: one says "where's the soap?", the other replies, "no soap, bicycle".


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