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the_runt69 13-12-06 10:57 AM

Before buying you other half underwear
 
see this http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/magazine/6171811.stm

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Razor 13-12-06 11:09 AM

It's easy, read the labels and go buy.

Anyway, I reckon most of the nervous blokes in the lingerie department are buying for themselves.

Viney 13-12-06 11:11 AM

Don it twice, and would never do it again. its impossible to please a woman with underwear.

If you buy them stuff like thier everyday wear, you get called boring. If you buy them something a little more, elegant/feminine, you get called a pervert and told, im not wearing that!!!

So just buy her some new rubber gloves for the sink, and a new iron. Thats much better ;)

wyrdness 13-12-06 11:12 AM

It's easy. Just find a pretty sales assistant and say to her, "You're about my wife's size, could you try them on and show me" :D

Razor 13-12-06 11:22 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Viney
If you buy them stuff like thier everyday wear, you get called boring. If you buy them something a little more, elegant/feminine, you get called a pervert and told, im not wearing that!!!

Go on tell us, it was black PVC from Ann Summers weren't it? :lol:

Luckypants 13-12-06 11:25 AM

Or get it wrong a few times, learn and get it right. She is always happy to get great lingerie, as long as it is for her, not you!

Learn what she likes to wear to go out, to make her feel special.
Learn her size. (correct size - take her out and get a professional bra fitting)
Learn what brand fits her shape well.
Find out what type of pants she likes best. (bet you it ain't a thong!)
Always buy at least three pants to each bra.
Spend a lot for good stuff.

and finally, get something else as well, so the lingerie is an 'extra' present.

fizzwheel 13-12-06 11:28 AM

reminds me of that Episode of Father Ted where they all ended up in the Lingerie department and couldnt get out again, Hilarious :lol: :lol: :lol:

krazykim 13-12-06 11:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Luckypants
Or get it wrong a few times, learn and get it right. She is always happy to get great lingerie, as long as it is for her, not you!

Learn what she likes to wear to go out, to make her feel special.
Learn her size. (correct size - take her out and get a professional bra fitting)
Learn what brand fits her shape well.
Find out what type of pants she likes best. (bet you it ain't a thong!)
Always buy at least three pants to each bra.
Spend a lot for good stuff.

and finally, get something else as well, so the lingerie is an 'extra' present.

Like your style 8) Not every girl hates thongs or sexy underwear though.

Ping 13-12-06 11:48 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by fizzwheel
reminds me of that Episode of Father Ted where they all ended up in the Lingerie department and couldnt get out again, Hilarious :lol: :lol: :lol:

ROFL! :lol: :lol: :lol: Loved that one :D

Viney 13-12-06 11:49 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Razor
Quote:

Originally Posted by Viney
If you buy them stuff like thier everyday wear, you get called boring. If you buy them something a little more, elegant/feminine, you get called a pervert and told, im not wearing that!!!

Go on tell us, it was black PVC from Ann Summers weren't it? :lol:

:lol: No. I have been told that thier underwear is poor quality, and who am i to disagree.


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