Liverpool new signing
 

Apparently Michael Jackson is due to sign for Liverpool in the transfer window..

In the press conference his main reason for joining was after hearing about the possibilities of being spanked on the pitch every week by 11 kids

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sorry Liverpool fans and Jackson fans

Shouldnt this be in the comedy club thread?

him and dudek will get on well then, they both wear gloves for no reason.

must've missed that one :lol:

:laughat: "Liverpool"

• 3 games, 3 wins, 12 goals... Thanks lads.... :lol:

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Yeah, and Arsenal only third in the League and never won a European Cup/Champions
League. Pure quality! :wink:
By the way, I don't support Liverpool, just a life long member of 'ABBA' :D

"I remember when.... Those were the days son....."

How many times have LFC won the premiership ? Errr NONE!

Liverpool FC, great traditions, old club..... Yes I know they won Europe recently, but not exactly the same as "yesteryear" is it....

And Arsenal HAVE won a European Cup..... The "Fairs Cup" (now the EUFA cup) in the 70's.... Get ALL the facts right please :wink:

(I know you meant the "premier" Euro trophy, but you didn't say that...)

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By the way, I support Manchester United. Have done since the mid 70's.
Anyway, to refer to 'those were the days', you have to have achieved something
first.
I think Liverpool have won Englands 'Premier' League (be it Premiership
or 1st Division)far more times than Arsenal.
Oh, I really do not see how a team can call themselves a major European
club without actually winning the European Cup/Champions League.

............Stand up if you hate Arsenal!
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Really, I never would have guessed... :roll: :roll:

I never said Arsenal were a "major" European club. The fact that they play some of the best football in Europe means nothing without silverware to prove it. I am fully aware of that.

By the way, which part of Manchester are you from ?

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Yawn, how predictable. Im not, but have family in Stockport.
Is that the best you Gooners can come up with. My Wifes stepfather is an avid
Arsenal fan and that is all he can find to rattle on about. He drives a Ford Focus too. :roll:
Not that i need to defend myself, but I have attended many United Matches, home and away.
Which included the Champions League Cup Final against Bayern Munich.
Did you attend the Final that Arsenal LOST?
Anyway, were you born next to Highbury Stadium? :wink:

Don't take it personally, as I said, member of ABBA :wink: