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freakin it 16-03-07 12:40 PM
Man law
 
following on from scoobs post, herein lies the laws of man!

Man law
  • No fruit (i.e. lime etc) is permissible in beer – this is the Don’t fruit the beer law
  • A Man to woman phone call should last no longer than 6 minutes
  • It is permissible to leave the sink unwashed after a hearty shave
  • The man who approaches a table full of girls gets first dibs
  • Never use the word "strip" when explaining a stag party to a woman
  • A man tells his mate if a female wants to get with him , even if he likes the female in question
  • Under no circumstances should men use scented hand lotion
  • A tan is permissible only if gained by accident – NEVER by credit card
  • Regardless of searing heat, a man may never alter his stride on hot sand
  • A man may engage in gardening – but it must be referred to as farming
  • A map may only be consulted before a journey has started – never during You may stop and ask for directions ONLY IF you are going to be late For: - a wedding, funeral or sh*g
  • A man shall never refer to his wife as “we are pregnant”
  • No man shall be permitted to have a drink with an umbrella in it, is pink or is fruit flavoured unless that man is holding it for his wife/girlfriend while she’s in the bathroom
  • When eating at an all you can eat buffet, it is a mans duty to continue eating until he considers the restaurant to have lost money.
  • A minimum of 3 minutes must pass before criticising a friends bbq technique.
  • Swim shorts must be never be sorter than 2inches above the knee

Swiss 16-03-07 01:07 PM
Re: Man law
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by freakin it (Post 1139551)
When eating at an all you can eat buffet, it is a mans duty to continue eating until he considers the restaurant to have lost money.
This is so true.

Sid Squid 16-03-07 06:45 PM
Re: Man law
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Swiss (Post 1139585)
This is so true.
It is when you do it Chunky.

kitkat 16-03-07 07:13 PM
Re: Man law
 
A Man to woman phone call should last no longer than 6 minutes

even phone sex?

Ed 16-03-07 11:07 PM
Re: Man law
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by kitkat (Post 1139853)
A Man to woman phone call should last no longer than 6 minutes

even phone sex?
Not sure I could last that long:oops:

kitkat 17-03-07 09:55 AM
Re: Man law
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Ed (Post 1140015)
Not sure I could last that long:oops:

lol oh dear
:smt087

kcowgergmm 18-03-07 12:34 AM
Re: Man law
 
good points made

Filipe M. 18-03-07 03:36 AM
Re: Man law
 
:laughat:

Quote:
Originally Posted by Ed (Post 1140015)
Not sure I could last that long:oops:
:lol:


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