Comedy names for ordinary objects
 

Don't think we've done this before....

What are your favourite alternative (and hopefully funny) names for ordinary objects.

To start us off I give you:

"Flea Rake" for the hair comb :D

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Ball bags.[-X

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Fun bags :p

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Hairnet - just for you Jabba :D

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Should have seen that one coming............ :rolleyes:

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blandit

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jug's:smt043

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min... cun.. sl.... ??? fairy - its about the only word to describe the bloody female organ that isnt offensive lol, [-X :D ? ? ?

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Over the shoulder bolder holder :p

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Oh - those sort of everyday objects. :D Front bottom anyone?


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Zeppelins in the clouds. (Sausage and mash)