German Motoring Phrases
 

Got sent this... apologies if it's already been posted somewhere...

1. Die BlinkenLeiten Tickentocken = Signal Indicators

2. Pullknob und KnuckleChoppen = Auto Hood ( Bonnet)

3. Der Spitzenpoppenbangentuben = Exhaust

4. Das Kulink mit Schlippenundshaken = Clutch

5. Der Phlatt mit Bloody fukken = Puncture

6. Der ****ten mit Elplatz = Learner driver

7. Das Bagsaroomfurshagginkin = Estate car

8. Der Flippenflappenschitspreader = Windshield wipers

9. Der Klunkenklinkenfrauleinstrappen = Seat belt

10. Das Buch fur Aresewipen = Highway code

11. Die Dippenuntdazzel Eiblinden = Headlights

12. Der Pedalpuschinpilloken = Cyclist

13. Der Fukkengratentrucken = Truck

14. Der Bananwaltzen = Skid

15. Dast Fukkennearenschitzenselfen = Near accident

16. Das WindMuhlPuscher Schlipper - fan belt.

17. Das Kostlijus Fur Getting der Mucken offen der handz - petrol


18. Das stupidkowmitsinglekinder = SUV (on school run)

19. Das Piepenowerdiestieringviel - any Rover driven by over-65s.

20. Der Flattibitonzepuffenpuffentracken - Level Crossing

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:lol:

Your German spelling is second to none!

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Goddamn it... I'm trying to learn German at the moment...

... I'm never going to get some of those out of my head now! ;)

(Espescially 'The Banana Waltz')

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Feck, new keyboard and monitor for me, second time today. And my boss is giving me the funny looks again. :-#

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Maybe he likes you...

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I havent seen them in years, cheers for posting, lol :)

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What about der Sitzencrotschenskratschenbloten? - The itchy seat.

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5. Der Phlatt mit Bloody fukken = Puncture
Funny, I said something similar when i got a puncture last night....

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:smt046

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:D