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Demonz 17-04-07 09:40 PM

Stupid is as stupid does...
 
Just wondered if anyone else has done anything stupid today?

My stupid act of the day is holding on to the electric planer and checking to see if the dust bag is connected properly by pulling the trigger. One of my fingures just happened to be holding the blade at the time. Stupid! :smt021

Tonight I am down a digit as its trying to grow back the face that was shaved off.

andyaikido 17-04-07 10:52 PM

Re: Stupid is as stupid does...
 
That's no good at all. Which one was it?

My most recent stupid move was to throw my mate's christmas tree (he still had it in April, and it was still green :shock:) onto a camp fire in his garden. The flames went higher than the house and we were all far too drunk to do anything other than get burnt to a crisp if it got out of hand.

Still think you got me beat though, I got away with mine.

anna 17-04-07 10:53 PM

Re: Stupid is as stupid does...
 
I'm not sure this beats yours but it did take a fuse blowing 6 times today before i decided that my circuit wasnt good and perhaps i should rewire it... does that count??

Dan 18-04-07 07:10 AM

Re: Stupid is as stupid does...
 
Not yesterday, but I did come very close to removing the top half inch of my right thumb on Saturday night with a kitchen knife I was stupidly using to feed beef chunks into my mincer. :pale:

Now I have the patented 'Mr Bump Comedy Thumb'

Stig 18-04-07 07:21 AM

Re: Stupid is as stupid does...
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by anna (Post 1163518)
I'm not sure this beats yours but it did take a fuse blowing 6 times today before i decided that my circuit wasnt good and perhaps i should rewire it... does that count??

I've done this also, however I'm not quite as stupid as you :wink: as I only did it three times. :lol:

454697819 18-04-07 07:45 AM

Re: Stupid is as stupid does...
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by BigApe (Post 1163594)
I've done this also, however I'm not quite as stupid as you :wink: as I only did it three times. :lol:


did you not put a bigger fuse in iot each time?? work our way up untill you find a fuse that stops the cercuit blowing... Simple!

K 18-04-07 07:52 AM

Re: Stupid is as stupid does...
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Gmonsta (Post 1163467)
Just wondered if anyone else has done anything stupid today?

My stupid act of the day is holding on to the electric planer and checking to see if the dust bag is connected properly by pulling the trigger. One of my fingures just happened to be holding the blade at the time. Stupid! :smt021

Tonight I am down a digit as its trying to grow back the face that was shaved off.

One down and 9 more to go = Mr No Fingerprint Criminal.;)

DanDare 18-04-07 08:02 AM

Re: Stupid is as stupid does...
 
My stupidness begins 4 months back when I unbolted my windscreen wipers to replace the rubber easily. Tighten the passengers side bolt but only hand tightened the drivers side. [-X

Drove to my grandmothers 40 miles away to pick up my Chrimbo present.
Drove back late at night and yes it began to rain on a dual carriageway in the middle of nowhere.

My wiper last 3 wipes before launching itself off the screen and flapping everywhere. I drove another 20 miles leaning over the passengers side to see where I'm going.:smt104 :driving:

Finally made it home with a stiff neck so I decide to cheer myself up and open my present which happened to turn out to be a.............damn multitool! :pale:

Demonz 18-04-07 02:36 PM

Re: Stupid is as stupid does...
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by andyaikido (Post 1163517)
Which one was it?

oh just the wedding ring fingure. I doubt id be needing it again if it took it right off.

Quote:

Originally Posted by K (Post 1163621)
One down and 9 more to go = Mr No Fingerprint Criminal.;)

Hmmm... I'm thinking gloves maybe a less painful option.


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