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Lewis Hamilton - GP Drinking Game
A warning about the dangers of playing the new Lewis Hamilton drinking game.
I attempted this yesterday while watching the Grand Prix on ITV. The rules are simple, every time they say "Lewis Hamilton" you have to down a shot. Unfortunately I didn't count on the rabid Lewis-worshipping commentary of James Allen. By the end of lap one I had already downed 5 shots and thought I might need some more vodka. Luckily good old ITV stuffed in an advert after lap 2 so I was able to search the cupboard for another bottle. Due to Alonso's ****-up at the start and Kimi's car breaking the "Hamilton" rate seemed to go up alarmingly to about 10 shots per lap. By about lap 10 I was completely out of vodka and had to resort to all the left-overs in the cupboard. The pit-stops accounted for the whisky, gin, rum and even some baileys. By halfway things were getting desperate so I grabbed a bottle of grappa for the journey and hopped into the car to nip to One Stop. Luckily I was drunk so the journey was quite quick ! I leapt over the counter and took 6 one litre bottles of vodka and threw some cash at the spotty 14 year old behind the counter. He was just explaining that I'd have to wait for a supervisor as they weren't old enough to sell booze when I punched him in the face and shouted "well why don't they put a f***ing grown up on the counter since half the customers are buying alcohol !!" and ran off. I leapt back into the car and sped off up the road at 80 miles an hour, I suddenly noticed a police car behind me, and so he wouldn't notice me I speeded up. Unfortunately as I got to the corner the 214 shots of mixed spirits took hold and I crashed into a phonebox. The policeman got out and surveyed the wreckage and said "who do you think you are Lewis Hamilton".... I reached for my hip-flask !!! They think I'll be well enough to go to prison in about 3 months. |
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really?
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:smt081 Matt |
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There's no denying it though the kid is good!!!!!!!!!! :cool: :cool: :cool: :cool:
Jenson who?? |
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:smt081 |
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Hamilton now leads the world championship. I'd say he;s in with a serious chance of wining it, but he'll have to get some race wins if he wants to make it a bit easier for him... Matt |
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^^^^what he said:)^^^^ |
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