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gettin2dizzy 07-09-07 09:03 AM

Tickets to Paverotti's Funeral
 
only a tenor...
:smt034

plowsie 07-09-07 09:05 AM

Re: Tickets to Paverotti's Funeral
 
class

Ceri JC 07-09-07 09:15 AM

Re: Tickets to Paverotti's Funeral
 
Pmsl!

pencil shavings 07-09-07 09:53 AM

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cruel but funny :smt034:-D

Bluewolf 07-09-07 12:24 PM

Re: Tickets to Paverotti's Funeral
 
I heard they're replacing Pavarotti in the three tenors with Elton John.

They are going to be called two tenors and a nine bob note.

Balddood 07-09-07 12:25 PM

Re: Tickets to Paverotti's Funeral
 
They have had to order a special car to use as a hearse for the funeral. It's a Nissan Dormer.

Sean

Alpinestarhero 07-09-07 12:55 PM

Re: Tickets to Paverotti's Funeral
 
*grrrrrooooooooaaaaaannnnnn*

Very bad, but raises a smile!

Any more?

Matt

rigor 07-09-07 01:01 PM

Re: Tickets to Paverotti's Funeral
 
Pavarotti's family have been ringing round undertakers to try and sort out the funeral. They've asked them all if they can do a funeral for a tenor. All the undertakers have hung up, saying they can't do it that cheap.

SoulKiss 07-09-07 01:04 PM

Re: Tickets to Paverotti's Funeral
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by rigor (Post 1281166)
Pavarotti's family have been ringing round undertakers to try and sort out the funeral. They've asked them all if they can do a funeral for a tenor. All the undertakers have hung up, saying they can't do it that cheap.

Wasn't it at the time of Pavarotti's visit that they discovered the structural problems on the Kingston Bridge in Glasgow?

I seem to rememeber the saying "Theres an affa lotti Pavarotti" going round about then

keithd 07-09-07 02:08 PM

Re: Tickets to Paverotti's Funeral
 
whats pavarotti's wife getting for christmas?

a smaller turkey


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