My girlfriend thinks I'm mad
 

because... I want to quit my job, and buy a pirate ship and live on that. I'd dress like hook and rent cabins to people for holidays: like a cruise except on an old wooden ship with lots of rum. Perfect :)

Anyone fancy a holiday? :)

Re: My girlfriend thinks I'm mad
 

Where do I sign up!!?!

You're not mad, it's just a boy thing. She wouldn't understand.

Re: My girlfriend thinks I'm mad
 

Yaarrrrrrr! :thumright:

Re: My girlfriend thinks I'm mad
 

I got a bit hammered the other night (on Navy rum of course) and drew up a business plan. Proabably not the most credible plan ever made.
1. Win lottery
2. Buy ship
3. (I drew a crude picture of a ship here)

I'm a bit stuck already....

Re: My girlfriend thinks I'm mad
 

When i was on holiday this year the tour operator was offering for 110Euro per person a half day on a pirate ship where you got to walk the plank and play various games whilst drinking copious amounts of alcohol.

They also said it was ALWAYS fully booked weeks in advance and you wouldnt get on it, 50 people per half day 7 days a week.

700 x 110euro = 77000 euros a week........

I say go for it ;)

Re: My girlfriend thinks I'm mad
 

We'll shiver my timbers dizzy lad, sounds like a hooking great idea. Polly wants to join ya.

Re: My girlfriend thinks I'm mad
 

Just don't hire a cabin boy named Roger. And be very careful in your choice of Seamen.

Re: My girlfriend thinks I'm mad
 

where was that?!

Re: My girlfriend thinks I'm mad
 

Do we get Arhhhhhhhhhh Ones?

Re: My girlfriend thinks I'm mad
 

Ibiza,

There was a similar one in lanzarote the year before for 90euro.

The full day on the big catamaran is much much better aslong as you go on the adult one so theres no kids. so relaxing.