...you could be me
7:10 Alarm goes off but makes no noise as the vloumes turned down to minimum
8:10 Wake up and realise i'm gonna be late for work
8:45 Roll into work 15 minutes late
12:30 Go out for lunch
12:35 Put everything back on shelf realising i left my wallet at home in mad rush
14:00 Blag a sandwich and bag of crisps off tea-lady promising to pay tomorrow
16:00 kit up ready to go home
16:10 Walk down 4 flights of stairs cos the lifts are broken
16:15 Bikes batteries dead
16:20 Roll bike to ramp at end of elevated car-park and attempt to bump start
16:30 Give up after 6 attempts with back wheel just sliding
16:30 Push bike back up ramp and ring dad to bring transit van
16:35 Walk up 4 flights of stairs back into office to make some more time up and wait for dad.
Hopefully it'll go into the Van ( It's a transit but has rear seats in it
otherwise it's getting rolled into office building and i'm leaving it here for the night.