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Old 23-08-06, 04:10 PM   #1
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The Loving Husband...

A man and his ever-nagging wife went on vacation to Jerusalem. While they
were there, the wife passed away. The undertaker told the husband, "You can have her shipped home for £5,000, or you can bury her here, in the Holy Land, for £150." The man thought about it and told him he would just have
her shipped home. The undertaker asked, "Why would you spend $5,000 to
ship your wife home, when it would be wonderful to be buried here and you
would spend only £150?"
The man replied, "Long ago a man died here, was buried here, and three days later he rose from the dead. I just can't take that chance.
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