A man came out of the local offie and saw a man following Two hursts with a dog on a lead, a respectful distance behind him followed about 200 men all walking in single file ... The man couldnt help himself and went up too the man with the dog and said " I am sorry this must be a really bad time for you but I have never seen a funeral prossesion like this before, what happend ?
The man replied " In the first Hearst is my wife, she was savaged by my dog" and looked at the dog on the lead "the second hearst is the Mother in Law who was also savaged by my dog while trying to save her daughter ". The man looked at the dog and smiled "
"Can I borrow your dog ?"....... The man replied "Get in line "!!!
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