1. A motorcycle will not fall over without a crowd present.
2. The odds of a motorcycle falling over are directly proportional to
the size of the audience and the owners ego.
3. Moving motorcycles are to juicy bugs what Royal Navy ships were to kamikaze pilots.
4. You will not feel a need to go to the toilet until after you have
put on your rainsuit.
5. The fact that your keys are in your trouser pocket will only become
apparent after you have put your gloves on.
6. Quick fixes are named for how long they stay fixed.
7. The only part you really need will also be the only one on permanent
backorder.
8. Nothing is harder to start than a used motorcycle being shown to a
prospective buyer.
9. You will never have a flat tyre on the road unless you leave the puncture
repair kit a home.
10. Universal kit accessories are so named because without modification
they fit no bike in the universe.
