Originally Posted by krazykim

You could always get off your lazy a**e and wash them yourself?

Why is it that guys will notice something dirty laying on the floor, or washing up in the sink, and moan about it but won't actually bother to clear it up themselves? They'll still walk back into the living room and switch the T.V on (with the remote lovingly left on the armchair by the remote control fairy), kick off their shoes (which are left there to be tidied up by the shoe fairy), open a can of beer (which is nice and cold cos the shopping fairy remembered to stock up on her last trip to the supermarket) then leave the can on the side (to be cleared away by the beer can fairy). All you need is a string vest and a can of Stella and your image is complete. Where do i send said string vest to?

P.s, Wuld you like me to throw a few stains on the vest for good measure?