Reading through the above fits well with my confusing missus...
SWMBO just will not countenance going pillion - she's scared witless of the idea. She can't understand why I love bikes and biking. She complains bitterly whenever I utter the words 'Mmmm, looks like a nice day....' at the weekend.
But - she's the one who bought me DAS for my birthday. She's the one who made me buy the blue 55 plate pointy (which I secretly wanted) for a grand more than the red W plate curvy I was looking at because I thought it was the price range I should be considering (even though I didn't like it as much). She's happy for me to bugger off for a week in June to ride around the Highlands with a tent... and last Saturday I got up to find a note left on the toilet seat for me - 'As it's a nice day I thought you'd like to go out on your bike. So I've gone to the MetroCentre to keep myself amused'.
I love my missus
