I'm rubbish at rolling burnouts, I can do 'em but I look like I'm going to crash so I don't do it if I have an audience

I only ever do it when I've got a tyre to kill, and since I use sport touring tyres that means once every 9000 miles
Jimmy loves his burnouts... Me, I prefer my tyres round, but every time he's been over here he's left a big black stain on the driveway, the bloody vandal.