......about my chain.
I''m worried that I'll let it dry out, it'll snap when I'm on the motorway and I'll die

.
I've trawled through some previous posts and am now aware of this scottoiler thingy. I think I might get it, but then I've read some posts that say its messy etc etc etc.
At the moment, I've been lubing my chain manually. Push the bike forward, spray on inside of chain, push forward, spray.........
BUT that doesn't adjust the tension. So I'm worried about that too. It'll get so loose, and then one day as I go round a roundabout, it'll fall off and I'll die

. Yes, I have an owners manual (thanks Luckypants

), but I can't tell a spanner from a screwdriver

. well, I can really, but you know what I mean.
So what's a girl to do??
Get the scottoiler thingy and hopefully forget about lubing chain??
Get an idiots guide to adjusting tension?
Prepare to die
I am knowledgeable about some things..honest