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Old 23-08-07, 10:06 AM   #1
scorpion
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Default I'll shank you up bruv!

I walked in to my local petrol station the other day do get some bits on the way to the hospital. I get to the counter and overhear chav abusing shop keeper about why he doesn't have to take his helmet off to pay. The language was foul and as my daughter was with me I asked him to kerb the language, take his lid of and pay as he was delaying me. He then turned around and said "wass it gotta f###in do wiv yoo?" I then explained that he was just holding everyone up for no reason and to just pay and f### off. He still didn't get the message and then threatened to "shank me up bruv" which as I understand was a threat to stab me! Now, I aint a small chap but I'm quite a calm personality until someone threatens me for no reason. I then explained to him in my version of The Queens English that he would soon be flying through the air with his scooter when I got outside. Still the abuse continued as he left. I thank god for my daughter being with me as I would most definately be banged up by now if I had been on my own, and also for the fact that I could have been stabbed, 'cos you just don't know these days do you? Anyway the chav left in a plume of blue smoke and I left intact and fuming that I didn't put him through the window. With an attitude like that, I don't think he'll last long in society!
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