monkey

I did get a twelve inch!

What is the definition of goods though? I've scoured the tfl site and it doesn't say anything about what goods are.

loading bay UK noun [C] (US loading dock)
a space at the back of a shop where goods are delivered or taken away

goods
plural noun
1 items for sale, or the things that you own:
There is a 25% discount on all electrical goods until the end of the week.
The house insurance will not cover your personal goods.

2 UK items, but not people, which are transported by railway or road:
a goods train