sinbad

Just say something really intelligent like: "I fear that I struggle to see the relevance of this particular scene to the overall narrative. One is led to believe that it was merely tacked on to titillate the target demographic, don't you agree Papa? Oh and look at the pair on that! Gwauuhh, brauhh ooooh, what would you do to that 'ey Dad? - yer dirty old *******, you'd have a bloody field day wouldn't yer? Mum wouldn't mind, would you mum?"
Or words to that effect.