My job is great, I am employed by the government to sit at home and play on the games console and drink beer. They also give me a house and money to look after my 7 kids. The only down side is I have to go via the Post Office before popping down the pub to play darts. All cos I have dodgy leg, but its not bad when I do a bit of cash in hand work for Seamus.
Isn't England great!
