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Originally Posted by MiniMatt
Dye your hair bright red with one of those wash out in a couple of washes things. Gel it up pointy. Bish bash bosh, you're now fire.
Plus points:
Requires bugger all effort, yet curiously people will think you made a real effort.
You can go in normal clothes rather than look like the tit in red dungarees and fairground devils horns.
You won't have to get the bus into town wearing red lycra.
Minus points:
Might not wash out  |
Oh and DONT CLICK THAT LINK IF YOU USE OPERA!!!. unless you enjoy restarting your browser etc.
OR as he said with the hair and the wrap a bedsheet round yourself. Needs to be a white one and rolled loose round the shoulders but as tight as poss by the ankles (so you can just about walk) and Hey Presto....You're a spliff!