I imagine everyone
[edit- apart from Hovis] is familiar with 'Inside the actors studio'; a program presented by James Lipton originally designed as a training tool for budding actors. Here are the questions :
1. What is your favorite word?
??? Have to think about that one!
2. What is your least favorite word?
C*n!
3. What turns you on creatively, spiritually or emotionally?
i like seeing a father spending time with his child
4. What turns you off?
Chavs!!!
5. What is your favorite curse word?
[might need to be careful here 
]
Bo!lo*ks
6. What sound or noise do you love?
a good engine
7. What sound or noise do you hate?
Black board and nails!
8. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt?
Presenter
9. What profession would you not like to do?
Gardener
10. If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?