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Originally Posted by rubberduckofdeath
I think you guys have missed a trick:
10. If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?
a: "There are no speed limits and that Brunstrom t**t is in hell, where he'll stay for all eternity."

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Hi, I'm Muhammed, a big bear
[a sign on the gate] "Wet Paint"