Ed, can I please have an invite to yours?
I'd love to do something like that, but my gf prefers the meat and 8 veg option ... and no I'm not disfigured ... I tried desperately to be truthful whilst avoiding the obvious pun
Although I suggested one of those "Yorkshire pots" (five birds stuffed inside each other with stuffing inbetween), but the gf wouldn't go for it
LOL