i've had quite a few off road...hit a big bugger of a bog in wales, bike stopped dead, i went over teh front and got very wet and covered in mud, teh bike was stood upright, proper lodged in place!
daftest on the road was a lowside on a corner,dont really know what happened...

i just eneded up on my bum and watched my 2 week old scooter slide down the road

embarrassing in front of mates....