A deaf 83-year-old motorist with a glass eye has been banned from driving for 45 days after he was caught speeding on the A9 in his new car.
Maurice Hollyfield was doing 88mph while towing a trailer on a single carriageway with a 50mph limit.
Perth Sheriff Court heard it was the second time in less than a year that the pensioner had been caught speeding. Hollyfield, from Milton Keynes, had told the court he had been reading the rev counter instead of the speedometer.
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I honestly think that in his position, I'd ban myself for life. It initially struck me as a humorous story but really, he could have taken someone out with his driving. Time to pack it in I think.