Now THE funniest thing I ever saw involving a bike and the police was one bike meet night at the Scotch Piper near Formby. It was the typical bike meet, except that its on a straight stretch of country road.
We had wheelies galore, people zooming past at warp 10 and all sorts. The famous stunt rider Craig Jones lives nearby and he was there this night performing stunts up and down the road. So, as he finishes this monster burnout and the smoke began to clear there was this cop car that had stopped with lights flashing....only to see Craig sat there red handed on the offending Bandit 1200
So the copper started to book him at the side of the road and one of Craigs pals leaned into the police car that had been left unattended, took the keys and lobbed them as far as he could into a dark ploughed field over the hedge.
There was about 300 people laughing their tits off for about 30 mins while this copper tries to find his keys. Eventually he said "I'll keep the ticket if you find 'em" and so the 300 strong crowd launched into this field to find the keys, got em in the end.
Totally classic. And not a word of a lie.