Don't give me that strange look young man!!!
It is a well documented fact that the start of armaggeddon is preceeded but superheroes not turning up where they should be on a Friday evening!!
You are not the kind of Arachnid Sapiens (Sounds better than Homo Arachnid!

) who would bring on the end of all that is good and beautiful!!
Think of the children and kittens man!!