The only reason I'm reading the 'org right now rather than sat down with the other half in front of the telly is that she too is transfixed by telly for the terminally gullible. Most B0llocks or whatever they call it. Blue Peter presenters running around screaming and saying "fook" whilst "psychic conmen" pretend they're being posessed by ebil spirits.
So I read the org and get possessed by my own ebil spirits, or bourbon as it's known on the streets.
Back to the question. First vinyl. Was...
Stand and Deliver by
Adam and the Ants. It's a classic and you know it. You all secretly admire my superior audio credentials