ooger

An apology, of sorts.....all i wanted was milk.....

In the supermarket the other day, I was looking at the milk, and trying to work out which green 6 pinter was the normal, non-organic, non-energy-inseminated variety.

OK, it was Waitrose and I wasn't familiar with the labelling, anyway....

Just as I selected my desire, some jodpur-clad lady waltzed up and pinched it, right in front of my very eyes. THE LAST ONE.

This narked me, somewhat, as you can imagine. I wanted 6. Not 4+2 or a combination thereof.

So I did what any other theft victim would have done of course, and tailed her around the shop until she left her trolley, when I claimed my milk, swiftly paid, and left.

Sorry if that was you, but quite frankly

"I SAW IT FIRST"

(and its not theft unless you bought it)


and


I've been wanting to tell you since Wednesday, if that makes any difference. I am sorry. But not a lot.