I detect a gentle wind up going on here! Well not so gentle infact!
Tell 'em all to bugger off Andy, most of them have most likely done their fair share of bouncing off vehicles & the like. Let me know when you want those springs & we'll sort it.
I don't know where that quote came from I haven't been on visordown for donkeys! (Mainly as there are more Tarts on there than on here, & that's saying something!)
Cheers.