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Originally Posted by Stingo
...who had been getting friendly with a member of the 70's pop group Abba. Benny was surprised to say the least when confronted by Snorker and Stingo in the stuffy confines of the two man tent but still manged to blurt out "Anyone for a suasage sarnie?" All four shouted "hurrah!" and drew back the flap to reveal...
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Agnes with a small stove going and they all had lots of sausage for breakfast. Benny was growing restless in the tent. It was small, cramped full of Scandinavian pop groups, a pirate, a metaphysicist and Bear. He looked around the small ridge tent and realised that yes there was still a tiny bit of room, almost enough to swing a good sized cat, so grabbing his mobile he phoned his friend, the Lead singer of Europe and before you knew it, they were all singing the Final Countdown. The fat of the pan hissed as a spot of rain dripped through the cheap fabric of the tent and suddenly the pan was ablaze, there was only one way out, they had to eat Abba, so...