I know Viney will KILL me for posting this but I post it in jest and in a light hearted way !!!......
I am ironing and he is watching top gear !!!! is that not a great thing ?!?!?!?!?! are you males out there impressed ?!?!? And I have had a brazillian wax !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Being that I am always going to be that little bit fat and I talk in my sleep and I always say the wrong things and it is highly likely that someone will remove this post as they always do when I post anything, and given that I am basically irretrievably stupid and my t*ts are more burnt from being on the sunbed than a chargrilled banana............ I still think I can't be that bad a catch to be looking after my man in the way that only I can do!!! on a Sunday night !!! - I NEVER say anything good about myself - and I won't start now - but I think you could have worse girlfriends ?!?!?!? ........
I await deletion of this thread......... as usual !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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viney i love u !!!!