keithd

i think its astonishing the human race has survived this long. we need people to make us aware of the risks involved in day to day life. why it was only yesterday i stood up too quickly and went a little bit dizzy, i had to check myself lest i fell over. and i could have been carrying a flask or anything. a baby even. were there any signs warning me? nope.

so shut ya traps all of you and embrace these do gooders and safety nazis, give them a hug, they're humans too. dont squeeze too hard, you may break a rib of theirs